Serena: What did she just say to you?
Nate: She asked me what I’m still doing here.
Serena: Oh, that’s it. She’s officially not invited to book club next summer.
Nate: I don’t even know what I was thinking.
Serena: No, don’t feel bad. It’s her fault for getting things started with you in the first place.
Nate: Oh, I know, but it was stupid. I just wish I could make her feel as bad as I feel right now.
Serena: You totally can.
Nate: I know I shouldn’t have used you again after our conversation this morning.
Serena: No, I get it. You have feelings for her. But let’s just be honest about why you wanna go tonight. You wanna check out the competition.
Nate: No, I just— I wanna see her and her husband together. Just once.
Serena: Yeah, that’s called checking out the competition. Which is stupid and potentially dangerous, Nate.
Nate: Yeah, you’re right.
Serena: But since I’ve been stupid and dangerous in the past I’m not the one to talk, am I? It was probably gonna be an uneventful evening anyway.
Serena: Pick me up at 5?