Serena: Can you hand me that copy of “Be”? I wanna read it on the plane.
Blair: Please don’t go..? I don’t care about dating a Prince, I don’t care about dating anyone. I just care about you. I really need my friend right now. I’m acting like I’m okay but.. I’m not. They say it’s a broken heart but.. I hurt in my whole body. What if I stay like this forever? What if I never get over Chuck? 
Serena: You will, You’ll see. 
Blair: I just don’t know what I’d do without you. I’m scared that if you come to Columbia then I’ll do something to destroy us. 
Serena: Well, you pushed me in a fountain tonight and then here we are, talking about it like mature young women. So I’d say that’s a good sign. 
Blair: What if Columbia is a disaster and we lose each other for good? 
Serena: And what if it’s amazing and we become closer than we’ve ever been? Come on. Live dangerously. You in?
Blair: Yeah, I’m in. Now all you have to do is tell Dan and Nate that you’ll be in the city next year. 
Serena: What are you doing? 
Blair: Spreading the word myself..? And.. You can’t change your mind because Gossip Girl hates being wrong. 

Blair: I’ll go back by myself and I’ll come up with some story as to why you didn’t return. Like, you tripped and fell in the fountain.
Serena: Seriously? No one’s going to believe that.
Blair: Wanna bet? 

Blake on Set

Serena: I’m sorry, but my mom would never hit the table like that. She would put her fingers to her forehead and do that like ‘why are you doing this to me?’ thing.
Rufus: Oh right, I know it. This.